Let’s take a break from our regularly scheduled book reading, shall we?
I present : Bullet Point Pictures- my incredibly lazy reviewing system for movies based on scribbled notes and tangents. Let’s have a go.
- Are you over 17? Or whatever age your countries requires for its stupid ratings system?
- Do you like comic book movies?
- Doesn’t everyone these days?
- Do you like crude humor?
- Of course you do.
- Why haven’t you seen this yet?
- No really, go see it.
- Why are you still reading this?
- No really, go see it.
- Ok since you’re still here, does Morena Boccarin even age?
- Seriously, she looks exactly the same as she did in Firefly???
- Colossus is like a giant, metal after school special, and I love him
- But I had to look up the other girl. I feel like a bad X-Men fan for not knowing who she was…
- TJ Miller should be in everything
- When does Silicon Valley come back again?
- April 24th? Same day as Game of Thrones? Oh my goodness.
- When does Silicon Valley come back again?
- The References! So Many References! Bless you 4th wall.
- McAvoy or Stewart?
- The CGI Costume
- X-Men Budgets
- A billion more I didn’t even write down
- Busting records for rated R box offices!
- Maybe we’ll get more R superhero movies?
- Cause really? Let’s explode the world and manage a PG-13?
- Holy crap it’s made 600 million dollars already???
- For real studios, look at those sweet sweet profits!
- Maybe we’ll get more R superhero movies?
- You’re still here? Go see Deadpool.
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